Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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