Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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