Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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