i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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