the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I think my moral compass just broke
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