what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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