I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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