Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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