honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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