I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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