My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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