Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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