you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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