i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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