Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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