i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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