I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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