I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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