your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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