So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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