Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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