Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Is that strawberry winking at me??
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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