Don't you send me to vm
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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