Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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