We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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