I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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