Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Shame - the story of my life.
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