at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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