Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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