yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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