having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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