you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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