I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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