so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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