Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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