Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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