Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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