Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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