New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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