Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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