Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize