U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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