Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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