fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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