WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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