But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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