the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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