Your tits are I can't wait for
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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