I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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