All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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