She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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