we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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