He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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