she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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