My brain says no but my pants say off.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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