Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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