I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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