Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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