Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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